Dirty Ernie
Dirty Ernie was playing in some shit, when a Marine Corps PFC. saw him and said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing with that shit? Dirty Ernie replied "I'm making a Marine Corps PFC." The PFC. ran off and got his Corporal. The corporal said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Dirty Ernie looked at him, grabbed some more shit and said "I'm making a Marine corps Corporal." The Corporal ran off and got his Sergeant ... the Sergeant said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Dirty Ernie looked at him, grabbed some more shit, and said "I'm making a Marine corps Sergeant." The Sergeant ran off to get his Lieutenant. The Lieutenant said "Dirty Ernie what are you doing? Ernie looked up at him and said I'm making a Marine Corps Sergeant" The Lieutenant looked at him with pride and said "I thought you were going to say you were making a Marine corps Lieutenant" Dirty Ernie looked at him and said "No Sir, I don't have enough shit!